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BOWLING HUMOR There are three ways to improve your bowling game; take lessons, practice contstantly--or start cheating.
Bowling was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players!
Bowl got its name because all the other four letter words were taken.
Just when you think you have it figured out, you will shoot 447.
If you shoot a 300 some people will congratulate you, but most will think that this easy scoring has gotten out of control if YOU can get 300.
The first time you use your new ball that was designed to "go longer and hit harder" will hook instantly and roll out.
The secret to tournament bowling is not how high your best game is, but how high your worst game is.
A person that says "I never get into a discussion about lefties vs. righties." is a left handed bowler.
Never bowl a match with someone that says that they can beat you using your equipment on the lanes of your choice.
If you start a league session with two good games and then look at the standings sheet to see what score you need to take over high series, you will shoot 143 your next game.
Color coordinating your ball and shirt adds 10 pins to your average.
The more expensive the ball, the more disgusted you get when you don't shoot well.
Your new $250 ball will never track out or get damaged until at least the third shot is thrown.
If a player comes in with sixteen balls, you will beat them.
Never tell the lanes manager that "I have never seen the lanes hook so much." if you intend on bowling the following week.
The man who takes up bowling to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off bowling.
